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Slut the Rumored03/10/2018
"Is that... a submarine?" Slot says, confused. Because what the fuck???
Walnut the 6th03/10/2018
But she can't help reacting anyway, "It's not a love triangle!" Nobody is jealous of anybody. Hush.
Dusk the Best03/10/2018
“A hotdog!”
Slut the Rumored03/10/2018
also, "triangle implies that can be only one winner"
GM03/10/2018
True.

Silver looks up, holding their hand over their eyes. "Uhh... wow, I guess that is a hotdog." From in the distance, you hear Bronze yelling "IT'S NOT A HOTDOG IT IS AN INTRUDING VESSEL!" To which Silver's just like "Bronzie, please."

A voice bellows from the submarine, through a large megaphone located somewhere atop it.

"UNKNOWN LIFEFORMS. IDENTIFY YOURSELVES AS WE LOWER OUR VESSEL TO YOUR FLOOR."
Walnut the 6th03/10/2018
Oh that's not good actually.
GM03/10/2018
N'eahna comes through to you again, Walnut, sounding concerned and... interested. Curious. "Is something the matter? Has something happened to your love? Please describe your situation, Walnut the 6th."
WE ARE SLOWLY DROPPING. WE WILL REACH SOLID GROUND SHORTLY. IT WILL NOT BE LONG, NOPE, NOT LONG AT ALL.
It might take like ten minutes.
Maybe, like, if you're a submarine scientist.
Primrose the Blessed03/10/2018
"I think we should blow it up."
"That's just my opinion."
Slut the Rumored03/10/2018
"So. This is not ominous." Slot says to Silver, casually.
GM03/10/2018
"I mean. Like, yeah, we should probably blow it up. I don't think N'eahna would have done this?"

Elektra, who has been ODDLY QUIET (maybe counting over her recollections of passionate moments with a Dawn-shaped body pillow that she will need to forgo in her desire to make friends or whatever) suddenly speaks. "Ah! Hey, I know this one! I don't, actually, that's not mine!"
Walnut the 6th03/10/2018
"There's a... hotdog here?" Without really meaning to she adds to the thought that actually she thought it was N'eahna for a second and was relieved but then people started talking from it and saying they didn't recognize us and anyway Dusk isn't her girlfriend she's just her regular friend and that's fine she just wants her to be happy because she's had a really hard time so everyone has to be her friend and help her fulfill her dream and anyway she's fine too, everyone's fine, but people are coming down here soon
GM03/10/2018
"A hotdog? That... is actually a good identifier. How big is this?"
Meanwhile, the hotdog, I mean, submarine, speaks.

"IDENTIFY YOURSELVES. DO IT, IDENTIFY YOURSELVES. DON'T GIVE US A LIFE STORY THOUGH. I MEAN, PLEASE DO NOT SHARE WITH US A LIFE STORY, JUST IDENTIFY YOURSELVES WE MEAN YOU NO HARM."
Walnut the 6th03/10/2018
I mean it's a ship actually it's a submarine but it's pretty big
Slut the Rumored03/10/2018
"That certainly sounds encouraging," Slot shouts at the submarine.
Primrose the Blessed03/10/2018
"Has anyone in the history of anything ever said 'we mean you no harm' and actually meant it?" says Primrose, tilting her head at Slot.
GM03/10/2018
"In that case, Walnut the 6th, I will find you much more quickly with a monument like this. It will not be much longer. Please hold out."

You hear mumbling from the submarine along the lines of 'fuck they're onto us'
Mumbling into the speaker, as if they forgot to mute it.
Because they forgot to mute it.
Slut the Rumored03/10/2018
"Not to my knowledge!" Slot calls back to Primrose.
Walnut the 6th03/11/2018
Ok. Ok. Phew. Walnut turns back to face the party, finally, gesturing for everyone to come in close.
Slut the Rumored03/11/2018
"Not smart, these ones," Slot says as he slides in close.
Dusk the Best03/11/2018
“I’m Dusk!” She calls out waving her arms.
Walnut the 6th03/11/2018
"Don't tell them who you are, idiot!"
She waves her arm sharply.
Dusk the Best03/11/2018
“Why not? If they want to find us, better now than later anywaaaaay.” Hands on hipsZ
Primrose the Blessed03/11/2018
Primrose flops over, fuck this fuck water. "Does it matter if we just give names? Like, what are they gonna do?"
GM03/11/2018
Elektra claps her hands. "Me, too, Dusk is right! Hey, my name is Elektra the... I forget what I was, but I think Elektra the Electric sounds really cool now!"
Primrose the Blessed03/11/2018
Oh my god.
Walnut the 6th03/11/2018
Oh my god.
Primrose the Blessed03/11/2018
You're as stupid as your brother.
GM03/11/2018
It runs in the family okay.
Climate Change03/11/2018
Clima would say his own name but then I remembered he hates talking about himself.
Sorry Dusk. He's with you on that though.
Walnut the 6th03/11/2018
Walnut WAVES BOTH OF HER HANDS THROUGH THE WATER, EVERYBODY STOP TALKING, "I'm saying you should come over here first!"
GM03/11/2018
The knights come over! Except for Bronze, who hovers off to the side, pointing their sword VERY HELPFULLY at this giant yellow submarine.
Primrose the Blessed03/11/2018
COMES OVER FINE WOW
GM03/11/2018
Elektra obliges, placing her hands on her hips to mimic Dusk.
Climate Change03/11/2018
You know what. He likes Bronze. Bronze is a pretty simple, understandable person.
Sword point. He gets it.
He's just gonna sit on him forever.
GM03/11/2018
You're like a parrot.
Walnut the 6th03/11/2018
Fine, it's good enough. She whispers, "I didn't want them to hear it. N'eahna recognizes the boat, they're on their way. Just hold on, distract them if you can."
Slut the Rumored03/11/2018
"On it," Slot says
"So, I was born on a sunny day! At least that's what I always heard! I mean, who really knows what the weather was on your actual birth day. It could have been a cloudy day."
He's calling that out to the submarine.
GM03/11/2018
The submarine is silent. It continues to slowly descend to your level. Then,

"Missiles engaged."

Gears quietly whir, and bubbles rise, as plates lift from the bottom of the submarne to expose several missiles. It takes only a matter of seconds for these missles to fire off towards everyone, exploding on contact with the seabed. It's interesting how this works in a faux-underwater environment. There's no smoke, only many, many small bubbles, and there is definitely an explosion that knocks some of you back, burning you??

Slot and Primrose are able to brace themselves well, perhaps even dodging out of the trajectory of the missiles.

But Dusk, Clima, and Walnut are not so lucky, taking 2D6 damage.
Slut the Rumored03/11/2018
"Shit--" well that. backfired.
Dusk the Best03/11/2018
/roll 2d6
MayoFriendBOT03/11/2018
@Dusk the Best: 2d6 = (3+4) = 7
GM03/11/2018
The knights are scrambing to grab onto you guys. It's Silver's voice that rings out, frantic. "We need to find... safety? Somehow?! I don't know! Bronze, you're better at this, help!"

"Walnut," Bronze calls out, "is it true?! Is it true that N'eahna is on their way!"
Slut the Rumored03/11/2018
"You need me to do anything?" Slot says, prepared to channel any magic for this.
Walnut the 6th03/11/2018
- Shit. Ouch.
Walnut nods through clenched teeth, yes they're on their way right now, on that note she thinks to them that they should please hurry up these people have missiles -
"Can you heal...?"
Dusk the Best03/11/2018
Boy, Dusk didn’t like those hot dogs yikes.
Climate Change03/11/2018
I can't believe a missile smacked Clima right in the face and knocked him off of Bronze.
This is very cruel to birds.
GM03/11/2018
Uh.

Shit.

As the mass of small bubbles part, you can see that Bronze's face is exposed—their helmet is missing. Their long black hair, and equally long rabbit ears, are charred. Their long lashes flutter over their dark green eyes as they consider Walnut's silent confirmation. "Then, just this once, we'll trust you. Our plan is now definitive—we will remain here and stand our ground until they arrive!"

Silver looks unsure, and since I'm describing people here they're creasing their beautiful brows in confusion... then certainty—confidence. "You got it, Bronzie."

...

"B-by the way... we don't have healers... since magic is kind of forbidden... but, Slot, feel free to put on a show!" Silver grins, looking a bit smug as they wipe at a bit of blood by their lip. "That's right. Let's show these people that magic can do good!"

Slut the Rumored03/11/2018
Slot laughs and considers his resources. He chants quickly, before two spirit wolves appear beside him. However, that doesn't last for long, as Slot changes his chanting and one of the spirit wolves disappear before being replaced by the demon wolf familiar. "I'm ready to fight if you are."
Primrose the Blessed03/11/2018
"Magic is so cool..."

Says the girl who just made a wall to protect herself from the blast.
GM03/11/2018
As people run by, fleeing the scene, some are like "But that's not magic, dungeonification is totally natural and respected! We respect it!"

The submarine speaks again... but this time, they're low enough to attack—even with a sword, because MYK! has weirdass threats you know.

"You should've known we weren't going to take you lightly."

By now many people have scrambled.

Halation's court, and T'reason Acre's small court composed of but two knights, stand guard. Everyone elese has fled to safety, including Elektra?! Well. Anyway,

TO BE CONTINUED NEXT TIME~